chasing and retreating

it is this kind of girl
that i'll chase.

she's tall
got that pretty

exotic look
like her eyes

are withholding dossiers
of top secret files.

her smooth skin
delicate like it shouldn't be handled

counters wasabi eyes
and seaweed cunt.

i'll come at her
all cock and confidence

she'll retreat
not used to a sexual

tyrannosaurus rex
like Moctezuma.

she'll give in and end up
being ordered to eat

her ass off my cock.
i will lose any respect for her

and ditch her.
then she'll chase me

and i'll retreat.

a sweet girl

a sweet girl
is the perfect friend.
this is a sweet girl
the kind you take home
introduce to the wife
and kids
the kind you are friends with
who brings wine
and teases you
to your wife
the kind who will bend over
spread and let you and your friends
Chinese finger-cuff her.

conversation with my slut

fucked_face: Oh My dear MJ, is she a better anal pig than me? Does she spread her cheeks better than me? Is her tush nicer than mine? Is she a better taker of that big hard cock of yours than me?


MJ: Yes, you stupid whore! How many times do have to tell you? Her ass is big and fat and spreads easily. Her asshole swallows up my big pole. Her ass and cunt are hairless. 


fucked_face: I know you're lying. My ass can always take that fat tool of yours as you continue to pound me. I love anal sex especially when its coming from your massive cock. You always convert the angel side in me into one wild and sex starved lady holding her ass cheeks wide open waiting to be drilled by your hard dick.

MJ: I drill her ass as hard as I can and she begs me to finish quickly because it hurts her so much. 


fucked_face: Come on. I just yell out "more, more" like your dumb slut, so tell me now, is she really a better anal pig than me? I can always be the best anal pig for you, my dear MJ. You know i love to suck your cock out of my own asshole.


MJ: Come watch me fuck her ass and lay your head on her gorgeous fat cheeks. Then when it gets dry you can eat it out of her asshole and wet it up. You should taste what your competition's asshole tastes like. She's your counterpart, but tighter. 


fucked_face: OK, Master. I will eat your cock out of any hole. Please then shoot your cum on my face as well as her asshole. 

Advanced Anal Sex Position #2

remember, i had you upside down
with your ass up in the air
i was an oil drill
you were the compliant tower
vertically moored tension leg
and mini-tension leg platform

all my workers on cigarette break
the whistle blows
they ash into your
slender flexible towers
compliant towers sustain significant
lateral forces
i drill 1,500 to 3,000 feet
though your anus

i am your jack-up platform

i am your drill ship
you are the ocean
and i exploit your virgin riches

innertia or direct, i'm drilling