25 July 2014

A literary porn story of the subjugation of Earth women to Alien Dildos thanks to some crazy chemicals in the jizz of the men from Beaver Lick, Arizona | Moctezuma Johnson | Science Fiction | Erotica

I have penned a dirty piece of literary porn science fiction that will rival Philip K. Dick, Isaac Asimov, and Arthur C Clarke. It follows a big what if that could happen any day now. What if there was a chemical compound that got into the Earth's atmosphere? This could wreak total havoc. This story examines what would happen if each time a man jizzed all over his lover the cum would mutate into something else: into a sentient alien dildo that was there to fuck fuck fuck all the pussy it could and subjugate the entire human race. 

In this fantasy of epic cum proportions, a highly-trained latex-clad five-some take on the dildos physically while a sexy pair of scientists take them on mentally.

See what happens in this once quiet town of Beaver Lick, Arizona -- landing site to the Alien Chemical Cum Warper. 

23 July 2014

Review of "Accidents Happen" by Maxwell Spanx

"Accidents Happen" by Maxwell Spanx is good, fast short story. The main character is a bad-ass medical school Maldivian cam-girl with an affliction: she's a total gold digger. Luckily for her, her stock at school is riding high. She says of other South Asians: "Not kidding, after lecture there will be a queue, ten deep, offering me proposals and questions. What are you? Where are you from? Please meet my parents. Will you marry me..? Fuck sake, it’s endless. They’re obsessed with me." From all the offers she gets, she chooses one that stands out: I chose him because his father is a CEO of a large bank in Central Asia." She meets this banker's son who calls himself Trev although his name is Tariq. She finds that he is dumb as a stone but as he is about to come into some money, she falls in love with him and moves into his penthouse. She doesn't give up her other job as a cam-girl and soon finds herself in a really sticky situation.

The writing is very blunt. The female character is fully drawn with a raw voice that is charming and entertaining. The story is quite masculine with a welcome twist for an ending. 

If you like brave erotica that doesn't make excuses for being straight porn then you will like "Accidents Happen" and the writing of Maxwell Spanx, another literary porn writer cut from the same hardcore erotica cloth.

Accidents Happen is available now at Amazon and Smashwords

Biography as told by Maxwell:
I write vivid erotica. My sordid tales of lust and passion are always gritty, yet I love to retain a sense of humour within my characters. I invite you into my world, but you may only leave when satisfied.  Contact me on Twitter  https://twitter.com/MaxwellSpanx 

15 July 2014

Strange Stuff at Amazon (gorgeous man?)

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5.0 out of 5 stars There's Absolutely No Bullshit at this RodeoJuly 15, 2014
This review is from: Bullshit Rodeo (Paperback)
I'm twitter friends with this sex-appeal dripping author and this review is done in exchange for a free book. 

This book is a must read. I've already suggested it to my wife and friends, telling them they have to read it. I'm a father and have a very restless spirit and a sex addiction and I always found myself trying to justify ways to ditch my family in the beginning in exchange for some hot young piece of tail. As I find myself a few years into family life I've made more piece with it but many of the themes of those desires are still floating around inside of me. Misti built a log flume on all those themes. She sent all my fear, greed, insatiable sexual desire, fight or flight mechanism, disgust with my hometown, and raging hard on for every chick in front of me on the road to the sawmill where it was--bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz--chopped up and turned into sawdust.

The book reads like an epic poem. The language is fresh and in your face. It smacks you around a few times and is constantly critical of the main character: Misti herself. What's not to fucking love? 

12 July 2014

Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired | The Literary Porn Series by Moctezuma Johnson: Catch the Whole Series on Amazon

The Chronicles Series:

Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired | The Literary Porn Series by Moctezuma Johnson: Catch the Whole Series on Amazon: The Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series is an Eight Episode Series that is an erotica psycho-thriller featuring sexy albeit psychotic...


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