22 December 2008

The Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends

It's out!

Check out my new book on lulu.com. It's $13.96 for 79 pages of hard rockin' poetry with a bit of fiction and even some artwork. (see two poems below)

Support independent publishing: buy this book on Lulu.

This book is a tour-de-force. It rips the bedroom door off the hinges and lets you see things that are usually kept hidden. It's brutal yet romantic while it is never ever sentimental. See for yourself, click the Lulu Buy Now Link above.

Anybody willing to review it will get a free copy sent to them. So say the word and send an email to me: moctezuma.johnson(at)gmail.com

Also, I have a "lens" now on squidoo if you'd like to check that out.

One final reminder, you can still hire me to write poems for your girlfriend or wife, or ex-wife or boos, or whoever and whatever you dream up. $1 for a package of 3-5 poems. You know my style and this could be just what the doctor ordered in your life. I'd be glad to throw salt in the wounds in a way that you just cannot do.

You know you want me to, so say the word: moctezuma.johnson(at)gmail.com

"Move over Lucifer
I'm more ruthless, ugh!"
--Biggie Smalls

Moctezuma is the wickedest! Really.

Check out one of his poems, recently on Mad Swirl's Poetry Forum:

Two Poems about One Girl

This girl's wearing boots and leggings
over stockings, the kind
that come up
like seran wrap
around the trunk
to the belly
short shorts
showing off the sexiest
chunk her leg has
and then a blouse
and a serape
I want to turn around and watch her walk
but I'm at the university, working
and that wouldn't be proper.

This girl's wearing chapstick boots
and yogurt on her stockings
the kind that you make at home
with scalded milk and a big thick
heating system
onto the belly
short shorts
chunky legs sexiest in shorts
abuse of a blouse
the buxom beauty hanging
like a cow walking, grazing
the campus
I stare. Fuck being proper.

08 November 2008

New issue of litchaos.com is out. This issue includes the online chapbook Voices as well as videos and artwork, fiction and poetry. 

06 November 2008

New Poem

There's this korean one at the gym
with yoga tightness
big ass
she's probably ashamed of
it. I watch the shake belt
around her upper thighs
the ass looks like a scoop
of ice cream hanging over
a cone.

19 October 2008

14 October 2008

Swan Song at Yellow Mama

I have a new poem out in Yellow Mama called Swan Song. Also, they've accepted another one, a real tour de force and abuse, for their Valentine's Issue (which you have to see). 

Also, Ralph-Michael Chiaia has a poem in this issue of Yellow Mama, he's starting to write a bit like me. How flattering!

02 October 2008

Moctezuma's "Bloodless"

Originally featured in Ascent Aspirations in August 2007, to whose editors grateful acknowledgment is made.


We accept the stupid president
military spending capitalist money
military spreading democracy
hanging their leaders
but no-one dare question ours
we accept them peeking our emails
tapping the phones
our own superiority.
We do not accept any of this when challenged
full of shit bastards that we are
with laziness
if we respected ourselves we'd stand up
we'd get the gloves, the guns, the masks, the SAMs
but we rather stay on the couch and order a pizza
have strangers lick our genitals
(you may call that person a partner or not,
it's still a stranger)
in the dark
erogenous zones
have their own desires
and needs
that motivate us to shadows;
similar to that desire for power

We accept the shadows
while our leaders shine and blaze

23 September 2008

There's a lot going on at litchaos.com right now.  A new issue has just come out, so check that out. What else? I'm looking to publish my book soon at Coatlism Press. Maybe sometime early 2009. 

Also, we received our first Erotica submissions. The day has finally come. 

14 September 2008

24 August 2008

Check out the Red Mama at litchaos.com issue #39

New piece of art (my first published piece of artwork!) at litchaos.com. It's called "Red Mama" as a kind of toast to Yellow Mama, the kick-ass ezine where I'm excitedly expecting my work in the next issue. Anyway, "Red Mama" is dirty and delicious in true Moctezuma Johnson style. That's the only way I know how to do it.

Behind the scenes:
The models asked that their names be withheld. The words asked the same. So no more information is available at this time.

17 August 2008

The Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends

My first book of poetry and a bit of fiction will be coming out soon, in 2009. Anybody who would like to offer a review, please contact me at moctezuma.johnson@gmail.com, and I'll send you out a free galley (book).

22 July 2008

A response to the censors

Perhaps Moctezuma is in love
he's bought a bundle of roses
written a card rhymed you with
true. And ever blue. His wrists

bleed and he's on his knees--sweat
pours out, his hair is grease
they want bubble gum, taco bell,
SUVs. they tell me

what I shouldn't say. I turn these
roses into pokers and Canterbury up!


Visit xmovies.com

FAIL (the browser should render some flash content, not this).

17 July 2008

Useful Sex Information

Some very important links below about how to convince your girlfriend to give you anal sex, how to convince your girlfriend to film your hardcore sex, etc.

Check out this clip regarding the filming of your lovemaking (aka hard pounding!)

Here are some great links:
Sex Before Marriage (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_convince_your_girlfriend_to_have_sex_before_marriage)
Giving up the Butt

Post any comments below. I read them all!

07 July 2008

Sweet Blonde Bombshell

What happens when a sweet blonde bombshell is about to take a bath. Come and find out.

What's next?

Beautiful full-figured plus-size phoenix

Wanna see more of this bombshell?

Anal (How to convince your girlfriend to give up her ass) - Part of the How to Series

Part of the How-to Instructional Series by Moctezuma Johnson

How can you not want to give an ass like this anal?
First, if you're easily offended, I don't suggest that you read this (unless you want to feel offended, you masochist!). Now, for those of you still with me, this is the most useful article you will ever read.

Every time I approach my girlfriend with my desire to defile her asshole, to rip her up, to make her an anal whore, to sodomize her till she cries I get the same answer: "tomorrow." Then tomorrow I get a reprise of the "no" refrain and wonder if I'm in some kind of endless no-anal loop. It's depressing--I'm stuck in an endless promise of tomorrow. Also, I know that in many ways she means well: she wants to please me, doesn't want to disappoint me, yet isn't sure she can tolerate taking my big cock up her ass. How can I change her mind? How can I make her want it?

I am no fool. I understand that it hurts her to take cock up in the backdoor, but I also know that sometimes she'll do it for me. Thus, I must figure out what's the difference between getting her ass and having it denied me.


Butt Plugs: Great Warmups
for hot, anal sex
There is a lot of skill involved in getting her to let your big cock up her tight ass. It's no small matter. It hurts, it leaves her constipated, sore, and walking a bit strange, it scares her, and it's one session without the sure pleasure of clitoral stimulation. So you need to do a few things, most of them unrelated with sex. First, you need to addict her to all that princess stuff you are capable of. Get her dependent on your compliments, little baby words, and whatnot. Then pull it away. Subconsciously, make her aware that you could start up a relationship with someone else, and make her realize that she needs all that sugar that drips effortlessly out of your mouth. Subtly, make the connection that if she gives up her ass, she'll get more sugar than she's ever seen. Note, this must be done subtly, subconsciously, or she'll feel cheap and feel like you're trying to use or disrespect her. If she catches on to what you're up to, you're in a shitpile of trouble. So do it right.


"You're my little princess baby," you say and stroke her hair romantically.
She says, "I love it when you talk to me like that."
You, imagining your cock up her ass, blurt, "Why don't you spread that asshole open so I can fuck it?"
She pulls away and looks at you like you're a dirty pervert. Which, of course, you are.

as opposed to

"You want to be my little princess, baby?'
"Of course."
"I want to be as close to you as possible." Massage her asscheeks. Then, kiss her neck and ears gently. Show her she can trust you to be soft and gentle. This will overcome the fear that's holding her back. Now you are ready to see if this is your chance: stick one finger in gently and say: "You can be my little princess." This makes the connection between princess and ass-fucking (the essential link). If she doesn't deny you, you're in. Simply say: "I'll be gentle, don't worry."

(see the difference?)

This is the key: set up a relationship where she feels like she may lose you if she doesn't keep you happy and then make it seem safe and not scary. Once she's going to give it to you don't get all out of control. Be slow, rub her asshole, lick it, lube it up. Take your time with everything and when you start, don't force it in. Let her come back into it. Getting the head in is the hardest part for her. At this point, follow all convetional anal sex wisdom. My service to you is the persuasion/coercion of your girlfriend/wife.
Ass Property of Moctezuma Johnson
Now, once you're all the way up her ass, she is all yours. There's no turning back for her, so fuck her ass as hard as you like and tell her that she's your anal pig.

Good luck!

If you enjoyed this article and found it useful please find more How-to articles for your perusal and also consider visiting Moctezuma Johnson's Literary Porn Website to find hardcore erotica books that will likely be to your liking.


Check out this anal sex movie.
(in one part he sticks a girl's head in the toilet while sodomizing her)

Voluptuous Women are the Best

Do you like curves on your women? Then click the image below!

Wanna see more explicit photos?

03 July 2008

Refer people to idolbucks.com and make $30 per join

Erotica on litchaos.com

Erotica on litchaos.com? It's not impossible. I still have to convince the other guys but I think it may be on the way. If you have any erotica that your interested in getting published, send it to us under the normal submission guidelines, just add the word "erotica" somewhere in the subject line.

We would love to publish inventive erotica. The main problem with mainstream erotica is that it's so boring and cliche that it's criminal. That's all about to change!

29 June 2008

a photo I thought you'd like

The book of real and imaginary girlfriends, finally

Are you ready for the Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends? The final stages of its collection are in the works and soon it will be ready to go into production, so check back for links to pre-order it (real cheap too!) before it goes to full price.

24 June 2008

Normal Japanese Porn, nothing too extreme. If you want extreme stuff, yank that mouse down and see Japanese assholes stuffed with dildos and cocks!

Anal Nippon!

You don't often see Asian girls taking cock in all holes, but here they do it all. I have now fucked over 10 Asian girls in the ass the first time I met them.

(supported by Moctezuma Johnson)

Boss with big tits

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29 May 2008

Two Sponsors

Try these Kama Sutra Girls (they show off the positions you should be trying.

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29 April 2008

Publishing Chronicles

Instructions of Fucking my Wife
Ninja Hobo
April 2008

Spider & Hotdog
Literary Chaos
March 2008
*coming soon

I'm Quiet in Bed
Cerebral Catalyst
March 2008

The Whore Next Door
Mad Swirl poetry forum
February 2008

Cerebral Catalyst
December 2007

The difference between girls and bitches
Mad Swirl
November 2007

Ascent Aspirations
August 2007

The Platonic Blowjob

Zygote in my Coffee
July 2006

I am a featured writer in Mad Swirl's Poetry Forum. I publish new poems there every week. Please visit often.

26 April 2008

MJ on Ninja Hobo nets some fans

The links to Ninja Hobo have expired. I'll dig up the two pieces i had on here. Don't worry. 

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Another email from my slut!

I got this new slut. Look at this email that she wrote to me.

i miss the threesome we had with your friend.. he has a nice dick too. but yours is better.. and your cum is as thick as his but yours taste a lot better than his.. i miss your cum.. and i cannot forget the pain and pleasure i had when you ass fucked me with your huge pole...You are the best ass fucker in this whole universe. gives me chills as i scream and moan at the top of my lungs.


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16 April 2008

माय न्यू pig

I got this new slut, Carolyne.
Look at this email that she wrote to me.

Bring along three of your male friends and lets have a gangbang. I will undress all of you as you also undress me.. Give me all your dicks. I will suck them all good and together.. three dicks on my mouth but i will give your dick the best head. I can see pre cum dripping in those dicks so I lick them all good.
I want all of you to lick my wet pussy and one guy licking my ass for nice penetration. Where do you want to fuck me master? Id rather you fuck me at my ass.. You are the best ass fucker in this whole universe. gives me chills as i scream and moan at the top of my lungs. go ahead pull my hair as you ass fucked.. while your other friend is fucking my wet pussy and im giving head to the other.nice three dicks at the same time.. never had it so good.. If you all guys ready to cum, cum to my face.. i will open my mouth so wide open so i can get all of your cum.


05 April 2008


Do you like your girlfriend or wife to wear lingerie?

25% said no
50% said yes
20% said naked
5% said men's clothes

Why resist?

Isn't that so perfect? How can I ever resist such a sight?
Why resist?

30 March 2008

More Moctezuma!

Come to see moctezuma! Awesome new developments!
Doesn't it get boring have sex with the same person over and over? I just want to have some fun. I prefer to write this blog but my girlfriend comes in and wants sex. Now I have to stop what i'm doing and make love to her. Well, gotta go!

25 March 2008

Who is beneath the blindfold?

Is this a photo of Emme Hor? She says it is not. (FYI the original was censored, this is a substitute photo taken from busty japan not the original of emme or her impostor in a red blindfold sucking on a massive black cock)

Find out more about 


Things are going pretty well now. Emme Hor published some new work on cerebral catalyst. She's the sexiest writer out. So check her out.

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