The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends and Poisonous Apples by Moctezuma Johnson, the King of Erotica
These books are guaranteed to make your cock bigger and/or your pussy wetter.
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- Women, send one free photo of yourself naked (face not necessary) with my book in your hand and I'll send you one free copy of my book.
- If you write "Another of Moctezuma's Pigs" somewhere on your skin I'll send you both of my books and $50 in cash.
- Men, take a photo of your girlfriend or wife naked and send it to me and I'll send you one free copy of my book or 5$ in cash.
- If you get her to write "Another of Moctezuma's Pigs" on her somewhere then you know your woman is a real whore and i congratulate you and will reward you with two books and $25 in cash.
- email moctezuma.johnson(at)gmail.com