03 August 2007

Publishing History

The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends
the original paperback
this little lulu.com production was Johnson's foray into the world of publishing over 7 years ago. Since this, he has moved his publishing to Amazon (that cunt) and Smashwords (that cock). If you'd like a copy click the above link to buy it. If you're willing to review it, please send me an email or join my mailing list (sign up on the top right of the blog) and I'll send you a complimentary Free Copy. 


Interview (English / Spanish)
Cumshot Village
May 2010

Mad Swirl
May 2010

Lucky I Got My Fill
Yellow Mama
14 February 2009

Swan Song
Yellow Mama
January 2009

Instructions of Fucking my Wife
Ninja Hobo
April 2008

Spider & Hotdog
Literary Chaos
March 2008
*coming soon

I'm Quiet in Bed

Cerebral Catalyst
March 2008

The Whore Next Door
Mad Swirl poetry forum
February 2008

Cerebral Catalyst
December 2007

The difference between girls and bitches
Mad Swirl
November 2007

Ascent Aspirations
August 2007

The Platonic Blowjob

Zygote in my Coffee
July 2006

I am a featured writer in Mad Swirl's Poetry Forum. I publish new poems there every week. Please visit often.


  1. "The Platonic Blowjob" is awesome. Real funny stuff. And true. Lol.


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