should have knocked

you walk in and he's slapping her face

with cock

saying, "this isn't the first time

you've been slapped with cockmeat,

is it?"

you say, "excuse me, I just

wanted to take a leak."

he says, "go ahead," and yanks

her face toward the toilet.

you look at her and say, "I was

wondering where you went."

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quickie before work

i piss sideways

and think,

"did i fuck earlier?"

and remember

before I opened the bar

i railed my slut

bent over on a chair

spreading her hot

little ass open

while watching

the Aussie Open

on TV.