04 August 2010

How to Really Convince your girlfriend to take a Facial

Is this what it takes
to give a girl a good facial?
Giving your girlfriend/wife/one-night-stand-whore a facial is a very important and complex ritual that any true man must master. Every couple goes through this same routine: The guy isn't happy until the girlfriend routinely takes his nut every morning, or evening, or whatever hour they agree upon, but many men let their girlfriends dictate. This is, of course, a big mistake. Some people go through all kinds of trouble to make their loved one, slave, or sex toy take nut-butter (see images). This is a waste of time and energy and it really shouldn't be. Your efforts are needed elsewhere and a facial is your privileged that you should be tapping into. It really shouldn't be too terribly long before your cum is hitting her nose and eyes if you follow some simple steps, such as coercing her with lore of moisturized skin, tempting her to conform with the regularity of which it's done in all the popular porn movies, telling her she'll be your princess, and if necessary (or if you just want) by telling her that you love her dearly.


The first thing is to remind her that choad is in fact very good for her skin and that she's already putting it on her face after every shower when she uses all those haute couture products that she uses. Haute Couture cum is great! The next thing to remind her is that all the porn girls do it. You can easily show her a blowjob and cumshot compilation videos in abundance at slutload.com, or youjizz.com, or stupidwhoreseatmoctezumacum.com. She will probably enjoy watching the porn. If she doesn't, you may have a lot of work to do convincing her and should probably consider buying some stocks (see images). If you do buy stocks, simply lock her in and go to work--end of story. After you come on her bound face, tell her what a dumb slut she is and photograph her and send to this blog. They love the humiliation; that will make her day. If none of these tips help, you're going to have to ask her if she wants to be your princess. "Of course," she'll say and then you put a tiara on her head and jizz all over it and her hair and her face. Also, you probably need to tell her that you love her and be very gentle with her. She may not be ready for a facial for whatever reason. Don't feel too shy to beg her to take your load. If begging gets her to kneel and be your cum target you should feel like a stud. Also, if she begrudgingly kneels and lets the semen splatter her then you must either photograph it for posterity--because it will be a long time till the next one, if there is ever a next one--or you should immediately call her a stupid cum dump just to see the horror on her face.
Part of the Instructional Series by Moctezuma Johnson


Remember that no slut, err girl, is born ready to take a facial but they are all willing to learn to love it. The onus is on you: you have to work her into becoming your personal cumpig little by little. That said, you can surely convince her and feel like a real man. Girls will do all kinds of kinky shit for the man they love. Don't worry.

Post your experiences below and ask me if there's any other how-to that you need. Happy cum-shooting!

13 comments:

  1. I married my second, and current, wife 10 years ago. She had an aversion to giving head at all because of some past experiences. Swallowing was not even on the radar. I had alomst always been with girls who gave head and swallowed.

    My wife is super horny and never get much sex from her ex. She has always had alot from me, inclduing having her pussy eaten regularly. After a few months together she started to give head, but was very clear that she will eat or drink anything BUT (read: not come). . . she never said come but I knew she meant it.

    One night early in the relationship we were in a 69 position and she made me come. She swallowed. She has swallowed my come ever since. We have sex once a day and no matter what position we are in since the first swallow I pull out and come in her mouth. Sometimes I ask her if I can just jerk off in her mouth and away we go - fully clothed.

    This week a close friend was at our house and she blew both of us and took both loads in her mouth - and swallowed.

    My point is that this woman found sucking cock, much less having 2 loads of come shot in her mouth, revolting and now truly enjoys it. She is treated like a princess in bed and now gives head and swallows alot of come (mine), and once a close friend's.

    A willing woman whom is treated well will be as accomodating as a willing man who is treated well.

    I might add that I am a man penning this story and it is not a Penthouse Forum pitch. If you are with a woman who wants to fuck and have her pussy eaten, and you look after her, she will look after you (and even a friend on a rare occasion).

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  2. I love my husband’s cum and I think you should remind her that it is part of you and in loving you she should love all you, cumpletely. This was mentioned, try not to eat spicy foods. Also, work up it. After you ejaculate at other times try rubbing a little bit on her lips and have her lick it off. There really is a lot of protein in semen, so tell her of all the health benefits. You could even try tasting it in front of her showing her that it is not something that you think is degrading. And, really, think of all those poor little sperms that will be flushed down the toilet! Sad.

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  3. yes master, give me your cum. put it all over my asshole, my cunt, my belly, my tits, my neck, my mouth, my nose, my eyes, my forehead, and my hair. i love it. i'll eat it. i'll bath in it. i'll wear it as make-up and go out to the market to buy food to cook u for dinner. i will get on my hands and knees and be your table. eat of me and use me as your napkin as well as your cum-tissue-box. master, you are my god

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  4. I think a girl who sucks cock, deepthroats, and takes facials is a better girl than a non-cum-dump.

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  5. 2 years ago I couldn't convince my girlfriend to take a facial! She was totally against that! So I've searched on internet a little bit, and I found this incredible book called Jack's Blowjob Persuasion! In this book you can find tones of amazing tips how to convince your girlfriend to take a facial! Since I read that book, she takes facial and swallows my cum every time she gives me a blow job! You should really check out this book, it's amazing - http://jacksblowjobpersuasion.com/

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  6. My girlfriend like to swallow my cum to.She said she really like the taste of my cum and want more each day.She always play with my dick ans suck it to taste my precious cum .

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  7. spit or swallow? i was ordered by my master. of course, i swallowed. it was a jizz anyway

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