"Everybody is in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars." --Oscar Wilde.
30 March 2008
Doesn't it get boring have sex with the same person over and over? I just want to have some fun. I prefer to write this blog but my girlfriend comes in and wants sex. Now I have to stop what i'm doing and make love to her. Well, gotta go!
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