22 December 2008

The Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends

It's out!

Check out my new book on lulu.com. It's $13.96 for 79 pages of hard rockin' poetry with a bit of fiction and even some artwork. (see two poems below)

Support independent publishing: buy this book on Lulu.

This book is a tour-de-force. It rips the bedroom door off the hinges and lets you see things that are usually kept hidden. It's brutal yet romantic while it is never ever sentimental. See for yourself, click the Lulu Buy Now Link above.

Anybody willing to review it will get a free copy sent to them. So say the word and send an email to me: moctezuma.johnson(at)gmail.com

Also, I have a "lens" now on squidoo if you'd like to check that out.

One final reminder, you can still hire me to write poems for your girlfriend or wife, or ex-wife or boos, or whoever and whatever you dream up. $1 for a package of 3-5 poems. You know my style and this could be just what the doctor ordered in your life. I'd be glad to throw salt in the wounds in a way that you just cannot do.

You know you want me to, so say the word: moctezuma.johnson(at)gmail.com

"Move over Lucifer
I'm more ruthless, ugh!"
--Biggie Smalls

Moctezuma is the wickedest! Really.

Check out one of his poems, recently on Mad Swirl's Poetry Forum:

Two Poems about One Girl

This girl's wearing boots and leggings
over stockings, the kind
that come up
like seran wrap
around the trunk
to the belly
short shorts
showing off the sexiest
chunk her leg has
and then a blouse
and a serape
I want to turn around and watch her walk
but I'm at the university, working
and that wouldn't be proper.

This girl's wearing chapstick boots
and yogurt on her stockings
the kind that you make at home
with scalded milk and a big thick
heating system
onto the belly
short shorts
chunky legs sexiest in shorts
abuse of a blouse
the buxom beauty hanging
like a cow walking, grazing
the campus
I stare. Fuck being proper.


  1. Congratulations on the book. I'll review it for you and I am going to buy one. I can't wait to see what your weird, disturbed, yet beautiful mind has come up with.

  2. Great book. You are really one sex guru with so much experience in turning girls go crazy in bed with you. This is really disturbing. You really disturb anyone with that odd yet interesting sex view points of yours. I miss you so much. I miss the hard and great fucks we had before. I never had it so good everytime you fuck me.

  3. this book is a porn classic^^

  4. Sex guru ,king of erotica,master of all slut.Master can blow everybody's with his playful mind and creative writing . He can make all them bitches want his dick and experience the fuck of a lifetime.

  5. just poring over these literary works makes me want to cum..


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