The Thirty-six Chambers of Cunt

Master of Tongue Fu
she has a black belt in blow jobs
practicing moves in the Blow Dojo, from,

Poundin' Temple, China 

she is the Crotching Tiger and Ridden Dragon
House of Gaggers, Enter the Dragged-Tongue

cum-gum, spunk-tongue, jizz-eyes, sex-wise

the Thirty-Six Chambers of Cunt

— (originally via monsieur831; adapted by the King of Literary Porn Moctezuma Johnson, who else?)