15 July 2014

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Dear MJ, you gorgeous man!
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5.0 out of 5 stars There's Absolutely No Bullshit at this RodeoJuly 15, 2014
By MJ
This review is from: Bullshit Rodeo (Paperback)
I'm twitter friends with this sex-appeal dripping author and this review is done in exchange for a free book. 

This book is a must read. I've already suggested it to my wife and friends, telling them they have to read it. I'm a father and have a very restless spirit and a sex addiction and I always found myself trying to justify ways to ditch my family in the beginning in exchange for some hot young piece of tail. As I find myself a few years into family life I've made more piece with it but many of the themes of those desires are still floating around inside of me. Misti built a log flume on all those themes. She sent all my fear, greed, insatiable sexual desire, fight or flight mechanism, disgust with my hometown, and raging hard on for every chick in front of me on the road to the sawmill where it was--bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz--chopped up and turned into sawdust.

The book reads like an epic poem. The language is fresh and in your face. It smacks you around a few times and is constantly critical of the main character: Misti herself. What's not to fucking love? 

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