17 December 2013

Bad Breath v. Hairy Pussy and a Hemorrhoid

I stay up all night jerking off to great tumblr porn. I love photographs. My site is really taking off.  

I think if La Cereza--let's call her Mina, or Jei Lin, or Mandy to Candy to Dulce--had better breath things would have turned out differently. What I wonder is what is bad breath? Does everyone smell it? Or is it just me? Is it a chemistry thing? Like my true love will have the sweetest-smelling esophagus in the opinion of my nose? Is it just her and I are a bad match? 

Jynx smells awesome to me. Awesome! Not every day, but in general. Not after eating those raw onions dipped in hoisin sauce when eating Korean-style Chinese food. Dulce's breath is like Jenny's hairy pussy or hemorrhoid. For me it's a deal breaker. But what I want to know is am I an asshole?

Nice breath is important. So is a shaved pussy. If I could combine Jenny and Dulce then we would have it all. 

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