chasing and retreating

it is this kind of girl
that i'll chase.

she's tall
got that pretty

exotic look
like her eyes

are withholding dossiers
of top secret files.

her smooth skin
delicate like it shouldn't be handled

counters wasabi eyes
and seaweed cunt.

i'll come at her
all cock and confidence

she'll retreat
not used to a sexual

tyrannosaurus rex
like Moctezuma.

she'll give in and end up
being ordered to eat

her ass off my cock.
i will lose any respect for her

and ditch her.
then she'll chase me

and i'll retreat.

lack

what an absolutely beautiful girl
the kind you want to spoil
with designer jeans, lotions, cars
apartments with views and hot tubs

what a beautiful girl
yet you're here scraping together pennies
earned on a blog while not cleaning up
vomit and dirty tables at the bar

what a beautiful girl told a magnificent story
of how--nevermind, i'm to hungover
from work to remember it. still,
this girl is gorgeous and besides

my massive moctezuma
there's nothing i have
to please
what a beautiful girl

New Poem "If" at Mad Swirl.

Publishing History

BOOKS

The Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends
Kindle eBook
(also available in other formats)

Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends
the original paperback
this little lulu.com production was Johnson's foray into the world of publishing over 7 years ago. Since this, he has moved his publishing to Amazon (that cunt) and Smashwords (that cock). If you'd like a copy click the above link to buy it. If you're willing to review it, please send me an email or join my mailing list (sign up on the top right of the blog) and I'll send you a complimentary Free Copy. 

Poisonous Apples

POEMS and INTERVIEWS

Interview (English / Spanish)
Cumshot Village
May 2010


If
Mad Swirl
May 2010


Lucky I Got My Fill
Yellow Mama
14 February 2009

Swan Song
Yellow Mama
January 2009


Instructions of Fucking my Wife
Ninja Hobo
April 2008


Spider & Hotdog

Literary Chaos
March 2008
*coming soon

I'm Quiet in Bed

Cerebral Catalyst
March 2008


The Whore Next Door
Mad Swirl poetry forum
February 2008

Amy
Cerebral Catalyst
December 2007


The difference between girls and bitches
Mad Swirl
November 2007


Bloodless
Ascent Aspirations
August 2007

The Platonic Blowjob
Zygote in my Coffee
July 2006


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