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I had one of my favorite short stories published by Zygote many moons ago. You can now find that story, "The Platonic Blowjob", in my book The Book or Real and Imaginary Girlfriends.


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the Platonic Blowjob
(courtesy of the recently defunct and then not defunct Zygote in my Coffee)
 

Somebody asked me, "What is a platonic blowjob?"

I have a girl, a slut you may say, that comes down to my trashy apartment and sits back on my couch until I whip it out at which point she opens her mouth and says she'll blow me but won't fuck me because she has a boyfriend. As she's finishing speaking she's already sucking me off. Suddenly, she takes all her clothes off--so she's on her knees buck naked--and I film my cock slapping her face and then call her a whore. Then, to further humiliate her (because I sense she likes this), I get her to say it back to me. She sucks, and, in that garbled, muffled voice she has while it's in her throat, she says (kind of), "I am your whore." It sounds more like, "mphh h mphhh."

At this point I have a choice to continue as is or push the envelop. I push--saying things like "just let me put the p in the b, you slut,"--and soon find I can put my johnson into her valve, start the engine, rev it high, and ride the caboose until I rocket streams of ream which I, after much careful considertion, elect to pop onto her face rather than her smooth belly or firm rack for its sheer showmanship (I am already considering me the viewer when watching the video later).  She complains that I have ruined her makeup. She muses that her boyfriend now may notice. At this point in time, she says she can't cheat on him and won't fuck me. I tell her it's okay and give her a clump of tissues.

Hereat, I answered, "I don't know."

"blowjob?"

"no."

"i can't convince you?"

"i can't convince you to come back to me."

early morning booty call

you know my girlfriend

is a piece of shit

you know because she's

always angry, a time bomb

that explodes over and over

again, yet

no matter how angry

or because of how angry

she'll act more and more depraved

they say money talks

but so does cock

and pussy screams

she wants it

no more angry bjs

and trashing each other

she said, then

came over at 6:30 am

after I'd closed the bar

a downed a few bottles of beer

I was fast asleep

had to use a fire extinguisher

after emptying the ashtrays

had to use soap to my elbow

after cleaning up a bag of puke

left in a bag

she's upset I'm tired

accuses me of fucking another jenny

all night

this is perfect for you, she says,

I make you mad and you call

her

and you fuck her ass

and you make her eat it

and you make her drip

your cream

out her ass

your cream

into her hand

from her asshole

then into her mouth

your cream

cause i made you mad

i give you an excuse to use her.

look at you, so happy

she bangs her head into the wall

reaches for a knife

from under the sink

i grab her wrist,

get to work

or you'll be late

she walks out

and to the elevator

then she looks back

at me

at my raging hard on

she walks back, drops

her bags to the floor

i have to gag her with my cock

at the front door

watching the elevator

her bags on the ground

she sucks it deep

look up at me, whore

she makes eye contact

that's it

that's how you suck a cock

you wanna eat jizz?

she nods while deepthroating

i will fill you with cream

she makes a wretching sound

i hold her cheeks

i hold her forehead

i tilt her further back

watch her bottom lip hit my balls

she makes more wretching sound

oh yeah, the pig's about to eat jizz

i unload all my frustrations, my wit's end

into her mouth, she swallows it

each swallow milking my cock further

each swallow a plea, a cry for help

a petition asking me not to seek another ass

another mouth, another cunt

to use

i object:

my cream alleges it's innocence

in the matter, so clean and white

i pull cock out slowly, again

she signs that pleading document

with that sound

runs in the house, to the bathroom sink

and pukes

she comes back to the hallway:

kneel, i cleaned the floor

and don't want your shoes

dirtying it

she crawls out of the house

i watch her through the peep-hole,

she stands up, smooths out, and

waits for the elevator

i make sure the whore gets in

and goes down

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