Showing posts with label convince. Show all posts
Showing posts with label convince. Show all posts

04 August 2010

How to Really Convince your girlfriend to take a Facial

Is this what it takes
to give a girl a good facial?
Giving your girlfriend/wife/one-night-stand-whore a facial is a very important and complex ritual that any true man must master. Every couple goes through this same routine: The guy isn't happy until the girlfriend routinely takes his nut every morning, or evening, or whatever hour they agree upon, but many men let their girlfriends dictate. This is, of course, a big mistake. Some people go through all kinds of trouble to make their loved one, slave, or sex toy take nut-butter (see images). This is a waste of time and energy and it really shouldn't be. Your efforts are needed elsewhere and a facial is your privileged that you should be tapping into. It really shouldn't be too terribly long before your cum is hitting her nose and eyes if you follow some simple steps, such as coercing her with lore of moisturized skin, tempting her to conform with the regularity of which it's done in all the popular porn movies, telling her she'll be your princess, and if necessary (or if you just want) by telling her that you love her dearly.


The first thing is to remind her that choad is in fact very good for her skin and that she's already putting it on her face after every shower when she uses all those haute couture products that she uses. Haute Couture cum is great! The next thing to remind her is that all the porn girls do it. You can easily show her a blowjob and cumshot compilation videos in abundance at slutload.com, or youjizz.com, or stupidwhoreseatmoctezumacum.com. She will probably enjoy watching the porn. If she doesn't, you may have a lot of work to do convincing her and should probably consider buying some stocks (see images). If you do buy stocks, simply lock her in and go to work--end of story. After you come on her bound face, tell her what a dumb slut she is and photograph her and send to this blog. They love the humiliation; that will make her day. If none of these tips help, you're going to have to ask her if she wants to be your princess. "Of course," she'll say and then you put a tiara on her head and jizz all over it and her hair and her face. Also, you probably need to tell her that you love her and be very gentle with her. She may not be ready for a facial for whatever reason. Don't feel too shy to beg her to take your load. If begging gets her to kneel and be your cum target you should feel like a stud. Also, if she begrudgingly kneels and lets the semen splatter her then you must either photograph it for posterity--because it will be a long time till the next one, if there is ever a next one--or you should immediately call her a stupid cum dump just to see the horror on her face.
Part of the Instructional Series by Moctezuma Johnson


Remember that no slut, err girl, is born ready to take a facial but they are all willing to learn to love it. The onus is on you: you have to work her into becoming your personal cumpig little by little. That said, you can surely convince her and feel like a real man. Girls will do all kinds of kinky shit for the man they love. Don't worry.

Post your experiences below and ask me if there's any other how-to that you need. Happy cum-shooting!

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10 June 2010

Fuck her Face -- Part of the How-to Series (featuring deep throat, ass to mouth, anal sex, face fucking, and much more female persuasion techniques)

How to Convince your Girlfriend to let you Fuck her Face

by Moctezuma Johnson


Due to the success of the how-to article "How to convince your girlfriend to let you fuck her up the ass", I am writing a follow-up article that deals with how to get your slut (err, woman) to let you face-fuck her. 

Some skanks come equipped: face-fuck ready. Those are good girls. Well, they are dirty, face-fuckable sluts -- 6 of one, half a dozen of another, but this article is not about semantics, it’s about stuffing your whore’s throat with cock and, as you may have noticed already, most women do not come ready to face fuck. Thus, it’s the boyfriend, husband, drunk horny dude-at-the-bar’s responsibility to make her want to do it.

The hard part for the guy is that most women need confidence to let you face fuck them. They think they shouldn't do that, and even if they want to they are scared. They are scared that they won't do a good job, that it will hurt, that they'll be bad at it, that they won't look pretty during it. They don't realize that you will be in utter heaven so it is your job to convey that you will be really happy and that she will feel good about herself. When trying to get a woman to do something for you it is critical that you make sure you make it about her on some level. If you make her feel like she's a genius in bed, that will help. The other way to persuade her is to make her feel inadequate in bed for not letting you face fuck her. She will want to keep up with the Kardashians and next thing you know you'll have your pubes or, if she's lying with her head hanging off the bed, your balls on her nose. 



One of the first steps is to get her to give you a blowjob. If you can get her to drop to her knees, you’re a mere curly pubic hair away because this tells you that she’s willing to submit to you. So start off with a simple, "Kneel, bitch!" and if she drops your cock-head will be pounding tonsils like a jackhammer ripping up asphalt in no time at all. 
Whether the skank gets right on her knees or not, stuff her face with cock. Tell her how great it feels when your cock is deep down her throat. If she’s never really taken it down her throat, she may be a little suspicious of how you know this, especially if you've never face fucked her before, but she probably won’t even notice. If she is eyeing you like you’re a playa playa with your cock out all night long, use this opportunity to your advantage. You may have to tap dance a bit, but it will be worth it. If you know her, say that she has gone really deep before and you loved it and loved her so much for it. She’ll never expect that. Next, tell her you'll do something for her after -- like massage her feet, or stay awake after you cum and hug for awhile. This will really convince her. Also, tell her that face fucking is really good for her relaxation -- it will teach her advanced deep breathing techniques, something like tantric yoga. Don't forget to tell her that all your past girlfriends were really good at it too. There's nothing like a little competitive spirit to help her go all the way down till her nose is in your balls. If you don't know the slut, better. Just grab her ears, or the back of her neck, and shove her onto you and try to slap your balls against her chin. 

When she gives in and lays down with her head hanging off the bed or couch, remember to tell her how hot and sexy she looks. Then guide your cock into her mouth. Don't start pile-driving the tramp just yet. Let her go to it and get comfortable. After she seems to get the hang of it, then grab her by the ears or the back of her slut head and start fucking her throat mercilessly. Notice how as she starts to gag her nipples will get hard (see image above left). Think off all her asinine nagging and take all that pent up hostility out on her throat. Be sure to repeat "Gag, you slut!" as you defile the passageway down to her collarbone. Destroy her taste-buds. Feel your loins soar to new heights. To add some insult to injury, start telling her to suck it like she sucks her boss's cock off -- that will help her realize all your kind words have been a hoax just to use her and she'll feel like a helpless, dirty face-fucking slut. She'll also be too far along to stop which will leave her like putty in your hands for you to use as a worthless, disposable fuck doll. When ready, blow your jizz down her throat or on her face as you wish. Photograph and send to moctezuma.johnson@gmail.com

Next, get comfortable and immediately sleep. 


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16 March 2010

"blowjob?"
"no."
"i can't convince you?"
"i can't convince you to come back to me."


17 July 2008

Useful Sex Information

Some very important links below about how to convince your girlfriend to give you anal sex, how to convince your girlfriend to film your hardcore sex, etc.

Check out this clip regarding the filming of your lovemaking (aka hard pounding!)



Here are some great links:
Sex Before Marriage (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_convince_your_girlfriend_to_have_sex_before_marriage)
Giving up the Butt
(http://www.northbynorthwestern.com/2008/01/6471/how-do-i-convince-her-to-give-up-the-butt/)

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