Showing posts with label facial. Show all posts
Showing posts with label facial. Show all posts

04 August 2010

How to Really Convince your girlfriend to take a Facial

Is this what it takes
to give a girl a good facial?
Giving your girlfriend/wife/one-night-stand-whore a facial is a very important and complex ritual that any true man must master. Every couple goes through this same routine: The guy isn't happy until the girlfriend routinely takes his nut every morning, or evening, or whatever hour they agree upon, but many men let their girlfriends dictate. This is, of course, a big mistake. Some people go through all kinds of trouble to make their loved one, slave, or sex toy take nut-butter (see images). This is a waste of time and energy and it really shouldn't be. Your efforts are needed elsewhere and a facial is your privileged that you should be tapping into. It really shouldn't be too terribly long before your cum is hitting her nose and eyes if you follow some simple steps, such as coercing her with lore of moisturized skin, tempting her to conform with the regularity of which it's done in all the popular porn movies, telling her she'll be your princess, and if necessary (or if you just want) by telling her that you love her dearly.


The first thing is to remind her that choad is in fact very good for her skin and that she's already putting it on her face after every shower when she uses all those haute couture products that she uses. Haute Couture cum is great! The next thing to remind her is that all the porn girls do it. You can easily show her a blowjob and cumshot compilation videos in abundance at slutload.com, or youjizz.com, or stupidwhoreseatmoctezumacum.com. She will probably enjoy watching the porn. If she doesn't, you may have a lot of work to do convincing her and should probably consider buying some stocks (see images). If you do buy stocks, simply lock her in and go to work--end of story. After you come on her bound face, tell her what a dumb slut she is and photograph her and send to this blog. They love the humiliation; that will make her day. If none of these tips help, you're going to have to ask her if she wants to be your princess. "Of course," she'll say and then you put a tiara on her head and jizz all over it and her hair and her face. Also, you probably need to tell her that you love her and be very gentle with her. She may not be ready for a facial for whatever reason. Don't feel too shy to beg her to take your load. If begging gets her to kneel and be your cum target you should feel like a stud. Also, if she begrudgingly kneels and lets the semen splatter her then you must either photograph it for posterity--because it will be a long time till the next one, if there is ever a next one--or you should immediately call her a stupid cum dump just to see the horror on her face.
Part of the Instructional Series by Moctezuma Johnson


Remember that no slut, err girl, is born ready to take a facial but they are all willing to learn to love it. The onus is on you: you have to work her into becoming your personal cumpig little by little. That said, you can surely convince her and feel like a real man. Girls will do all kinds of kinky shit for the man they love. Don't worry.

Post your experiences below and ask me if there's any other how-to that you need. Happy cum-shooting!

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30 March 2010

Isn't she filthy?

This girl from Isn't She Filthy is my favorite today.

This website shows girl in clothes smiling and then girls in nasty and compromising positions. What position do you think you will find this girl in?

18 January 2010

Railed on the railing

I took her on the stairs
pushed her naked breast
into cold steel rail
of the abandoned building
the old art gallery
some sculpture there
in the dark
like a person watching
us. a couple walked by
the bitch's heels clicking
the man in a bland suit.
me in this slut's cunt
her head now between
rungs of the railing
me between strokes railing
her. hard, deep, with
balls of steel. kneel, bitch
i shot ropes onto her hair
and nose and chin
then made her walk the chic
pass back to the car
with me all over her
don't wipe it off, i said
never, she said. she looked
in the mirror in the car

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