Who doesn't like an anal cream pie?

I mean, seriously. You fuck your girl, sitting on the edge of the bed, she is reverse cowgirl and your cock obliterates her asshole, stretching her open like a grocery bag stuffed with boxes of tissues. The more you sodomize her the more you realize it's not going as deep in anymore. You pull it out and make her suck on it. You make her gag on it. This gets her spit all over the head, the shaft, the root, the balls. You make her realize she's a whore taking cock ass to mouth. You bask in the debasement of your whore. You turn her back around and pummel her asshole. It now slips in till your balls bang her cunt-lips. You are fully devouring her now de-flowered ass. She is yours forever.

You fully unload every last drop of your cum into her ass. You empty your balls up her waiting, pimped-out asshole.

You watch her push the cum out.

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Ways to Humiliate a Slut | Not exactly a how-to article | but not exactly not one either

That's a pretty good way to humiliate a slut before sodomizing the whore. Anybody got some other ideas of how they humiliate their sluts? Please comment below and share.

How does a bitch find herself in this position? 

Engrishy hits the classified ads

This is a real escort advertisement with messed up English:

about me:

Have you seen unconscious on the bed?

Can I make it?

Some services are also available. 

Anal ten thousand No

You may launch mouth competitors.

i'll Do anything for doing But I'm a little busy 

You'll have to book early. Call me soon.

Advanced Anal Sex Position #2

remember, i had you upside down
with your ass up in the air
i was an oil drill
you were the compliant tower
vertically moored tension leg
and mini-tension leg platform

all my workers on cigarette break
the whistle blows
they ash into your
slender flexible towers
compliant towers sustain significant
lateral forces
i drill 1,500 to 3,000 feet
though your anus

i am your jack-up platform

i am your drill ship
you are the ocean
and i exploit your virgin riches

innertia or direct, i'm drilling

Anal (How to convince your girlfriend to give up her ass) - Part of the How to Series

Part of the How-to Instructional Series by Moctezuma Johnson

How can you not want to give an ass like this anal?

First, if you're easily offended, I don't suggest that you read this (unless you want to feel offended, you masochist!). Now, for those of you still with me, this is the most useful article you will ever read.

Every time I approach my girlfriend with my desire to defile her asshole, to rip her up, to make her an anal whore, to sodomize her till she cries I get the same answer: "tomorrow." Then tomorrow I get a reprise of the "no" refrain and wonder if I'm in some kind of endless no-anal loop. It's depressing--I'm stuck in an endless promise of tomorrow. Also, I know that in many ways she means well: she wants to please me, doesn't want to disappoint me, yet isn't sure she can tolerate taking my big cock up her ass. How can I change her mind? How can I make her want it?

I am no fool. I understand that it hurts her to take cock up in the backdoor, but I also know that sometimes she'll do it for me. Thus, I must figure out what's the difference between getting her ass and having it denied me.

SETTING UP ANAL SEX

Butt Plugs: Great Warmups
for hot, anal sex

There is a lot of skill involved in getting her to let your big cock up her tight ass. It's no small matter. It hurts, it leaves her constipated, sore, and walking a bit strange, it scares her, and it's one session without the sure pleasure of clitoral stimulation. So you need to do a few things, most of them unrelated with sex. First, you need to addict her to all that princess stuff you are capable of. Get her dependent on your compliments, little baby words, and whatnot. Then pull it away. Subconsciously, make her aware that you could start up a relationship with someone else, and make her realize that she needs all that sugar that drips effortlessly out of your mouth. Subtly, make the connection that if she gives up her ass, she'll get more sugar than she's ever seen. Note, this must be done subtly, subconsciously, or she'll feel cheap and feel like you're trying to use or disrespect her. If she catches on to what you're up to, you're in a shitpile of trouble. So do it right.

Example:

"You're my little princess baby," you say and stroke her hair romantically.
She says, "I love it when you talk to me like that."
You, imagining your cock up her ass, blurt, "Why don't you spread that asshole open so I can fuck it?"
She pulls away and looks at you like you're a dirty pervert. Which, of course, you are.

as opposed to

"You want to be my little princess, baby?'
"Of course."
"I want to be as close to you as possible." Massage her asscheeks. Then, kiss her neck and ears gently. Show her she can trust you to be soft and gentle. This will overcome the fear that's holding her back. Now you are ready to see if this is your chance: stick one finger in gently and say: "You can be my little princess." This makes the connection between princess and ass-fucking (the essential link). If she doesn't deny you, you're in. Simply say: "I'll be gentle, don't worry."

(see the difference?)

This is the key: set up a relationship where she feels like she may lose you if she doesn't keep you happy and then make it seem safe and not scary. Once she's going to give it to you don't get all out of control. Be slow, rub her asshole, lick it, lube it up. Take your time with everything and when you start, don't force it in. Let her come back into it. Getting the head in is the hardest part for her. At this point, follow all convetional anal sex wisdom. My service to you is the persuasion/coercion of your girlfriend/wife.

Ass Property of Moctezuma Johnson

Now, once you're all the way up her ass, she is all yours. There's no turning back for her, so fuck her ass as hard as you like and tell her that she's your anal pig.

Good luck!

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