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remember, i had you upside down
with your ass up in the air
i was an oil drill
you were the compliant tower
vertically moored tension leg
and mini-tension leg platform

all my workers on cigarette break
the whistle blows
they ash into your
slender flexible towers
compliant towers sustain significant
lateral forces
i drill 1,500 to 3,000 feet
though your anus

i am your jack-up platform

i am your drill ship
you are the ocean
and i exploit your virgin riches

innertia or direct, i'm drilling