The Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends

It's out!

Check out my new book on lulu.com. It's $13.96 for 79 pages of hard rockin' poetry with a bit of fiction and even some artwork. (see two poems below)




This book is a tour-de-force. It rips the bedroom door off the hinges and lets you see things that are usually kept hidden. It's brutal yet romantic while it is never ever sentimental. See for yourself, click the Lulu Buy Now Link above.

Anybody willing to review it will get a free copy sent to them. So say the word and send an email to me: moctezuma.johnson(at)gmail.com

Also, I have a "lens" now on squidoo if you'd like to check that out.

One final reminder, you can still hire me to write poems for your girlfriend or wife, or ex-wife or boos, or whoever and whatever you dream up. $1 for a package of 3-5 poems. You know my style and this could be just what the doctor ordered in your life. I'd be glad to throw salt in the wounds in a way that you just cannot do.

You know you want me to, so say the word: moctezuma.johnson(at)gmail.com

"Move over Lucifer
I'm more ruthless, ugh!"
--Biggie Smalls

Moctezuma is the wickedest! Really.

Check out one of his poems, recently on Mad Swirl's Poetry Forum:

Two Poems about One Girl This girl's wearing boots and leggings over stockings, the kind that come up like seran wrap around the trunk to the belly short shorts showing off the sexiest chunk her leg has and then a blouse and a serape I want to turn around and watch her walk but I'm at the university, working and that wouldn't be proper. This girl's wearing chapstick boots and yogurt on her stockings the kind that you make at home with scalded milk and a big thick heating system onto the belly short shorts chunky legs sexiest in shorts abuse of a blouse the buxom beauty hanging shaking like a cow walking, grazing the campus I stare. Fuck being proper.