5-star review (currently one of nine like this)

I did not have high expectations when I purchased the Kindle version of the The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends. The cover certainly did nothing to change that perception. My interest was piqued because I have never read a collection of erotic poems yet, even though I am very well read on erotic fiction. I was in the mood for something different.

Well, my expectations were met. Some of the poems were downright dirty. There are some XXX scenes that are too blunt I can actually vividly picture them in my head. Up till now, I am unsure if I have totally erased those images from my mind.

However, I cannot help but notice that the poems are still well-rooted in a literary tradition. Somehow, even though the sex scenes were depicted colorfully, you can sense a touch of class and sensitivity. The sex scenes are so replete of emotions, such as loss and longing that as a reader, I cannot help but feel carried away.

I certainly did not expect the book to touch on my emotional side. I could have never imagined erotic poems would feel so deep and real, let alone to captivate my mental and emotional senses. However, some of the poems in this little collection certainly did. The ones where Amy was mentioned were particularly touching that it leaves me wondering if Amy is a real girlfriend of the writer.

So will I venture and purchase another collection of erotic poems by this writer? Even if some of the poems were too direct, blunt, and vulgar for my taste, certainly.

--Frank Polinsky

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Skullfucking, a thing of the past?

You can expect to hear it how it is from me. You know that.

She was angry because I was gathering all our money like a squirrel with nuts to pay off her steep credit card charges. She wanted to get her nails done before a trip to Thailand. I said no. She tried to do her own nails yesterday for hours. They chipped. She was mad. When I woke up today she lectured me in my error: I should have let her do her nails. I said I think no polish is better for the beach. Anyway, I was sick of talking about nails. She exploded. She banged her coffee mug on the table. She cleaned up the baby's tracks by slamming them into a box. I held out 90,000₩ in cash. "Here, take it. Go get them done."

"Fuck you," she said. Then she was pushing me. I sat down on the couch. She tried to choke me.

All over nails. 

She retreated to the bedroom. I stayed with my son under the covers on the couch. "You can take your fingers out of your ears now. It's over. I'm not mad." 

He pointed at himself, "I'm not mad too!"

In the old days I would have stormed in there, ordered her to kneel, and skullfucked her brutally. That was our unspoken punishment for her berating me. Now I'd have to wait. Instead, I did the dishes and prepared the cat's food. 

How life has changed. Without the skullfucking I'm not getting anything out of this relationship.

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Hola, Sexy Readers!

So now I'm one of these jerk-offs with a mailing list. MailChimp or GorillaBox or ApeCunt or some shit like that. I know about 300 people now from my writing and think it's time to organize. I use Facebook sparingly and don't really like how it is constantly on my ass to "Boost" and "Buy" and "Promote" and then reaches only about 20% of you when I spend my time to make a post. Personally, I hate getting fucking email so I apologize to you for being a hypocrite but it seems emailing you is better than anything else out there in 2014. I mean, it's not like any of us are writing letters. I used to write my girlfriend -- a hot Venezuelan Miss Universe Culona/Popozuda type -- professing my love and telling her how my cock yearned to part her ass cheeks and defile her virgin asshole, but those romantic days are over. Now it's a short tweet or a message on Facebook. Luckily I still go to bars and drink and chat or I would have virtually no real human contact.

Anyway, if you want a free book and some news from me (don't worry I'm too lazy to send shit often) sign up to my list. If this sounds disgusting don't sign up and if you're already in my email (it imported contacts) just unsubscribe. I understand. I won't be offended.

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Book Review: I Am Not a Whore by Emme Hor (4/5 Stars)

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My rating: 4 of 5 stars

This book, I Am Not a Whore, is hot and sexy. It shows the transformation of a woman into a slut and it's a lot of fun. At first she resists but then she unleashes her inner whore. Along the way she has a lot of fun. The book, like all of Emme's writing, is unabashed. This book is a little more straightforward than her other books which are more experimental. I prefer when she's weirder and wilder on the page, but perhaps this will be more popular since it is more of your standard erotica trope. Still, I really enjoyed the characters -- both the main character and the man, the Prince, who mistakenly thinks she literally is a hooker. The dynamic between the two is interesting. I feel for her being in a relationship with her man where you want something more. This makes the book captivating. I also like the way she stresses the class difference between the waitress and herself. Emme is always quick to poke fun at hypocrisy. The only bad thing about this book is that it's too short. It's just a hook to get you interested and then it's over. I'd like to see where this character goes from here as you can tell from this short book that there is more to come.

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