05 August 2010

Everyone is a Potential Slave

“Everyone is a potential naked slave to you
once you become a trainer.”
Anne Rice

04 August 2010

How to Really Convince your girlfriend to take a Facial

Is this what it takes
to give a girl a good facial?
Giving your girlfriend/wife/one-night-stand-whore a facial is a very important and complex ritual that any true man must master. Every couple goes through this same routine: The guy isn't happy until the girlfriend routinely takes his nut every morning, or evening, or whatever hour they agree upon, but many men let their girlfriends dictate. This is, of course, a big mistake. Some people go through all kinds of trouble to make their loved one, slave, or sex toy take nut-butter (see images). This is a waste of time and energy and it really shouldn't be. Your efforts are needed elsewhere and a facial is your privileged that you should be tapping into. It really shouldn't be too terribly long before your cum is hitting her nose and eyes if you follow some simple steps, such as coercing her with lore of moisturized skin, tempting her to conform with the regularity of which it's done in all the popular porn movies, telling her she'll be your princess, and if necessary (or if you just want) by telling her that you love her dearly.


The first thing is to remind her that choad is in fact very good for her skin and that she's already putting it on her face after every shower when she uses all those haute couture products that she uses. Haute Couture cum is great! The next thing to remind her is that all the porn girls do it. You can easily show her a blowjob and cumshot compilation videos in abundance at slutload.com, or youjizz.com, or stupidwhoreseatmoctezumacum.com. She will probably enjoy watching the porn. If she doesn't, you may have a lot of work to do convincing her and should probably consider buying some stocks (see images). If you do buy stocks, simply lock her in and go to work--end of story. After you come on her bound face, tell her what a dumb slut she is and photograph her and send to this blog. They love the humiliation; that will make her day. If none of these tips help, you're going to have to ask her if she wants to be your princess. "Of course," she'll say and then you put a tiara on her head and jizz all over it and her hair and her face. Also, you probably need to tell her that you love her and be very gentle with her. She may not be ready for a facial for whatever reason. Don't feel too shy to beg her to take your load. If begging gets her to kneel and be your cum target you should feel like a stud. Also, if she begrudgingly kneels and lets the semen splatter her then you must either photograph it for posterity--because it will be a long time till the next one, if there is ever a next one--or you should immediately call her a stupid cum dump just to see the horror on her face.
Part of the Instructional Series by Moctezuma Johnson


Remember that no slut, err girl, is born ready to take a facial but they are all willing to learn to love it. The onus is on you: you have to work her into becoming your personal cumpig little by little. That said, you can surely convince her and feel like a real man. Girls will do all kinds of kinky shit for the man they love. Don't worry.

Post your experiences below and ask me if there's any other how-to that you need. Happy cum-shooting!

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look at that tramp

from moctezuma's tumblr archives (see more below)
look at that sweet little bra
those tits aren't going to hide
once i rip it off of you
and slap your breast meat, pig

look at that hot little ass
that face isn’t going to be so calm
once my massive cock
is up that ass, slut

look at those cute little eyes
that mouth is going to be stretched
once my cock pounds
into your throat, whore

look at those sweet little arms
those wrists will be bruised
after you're bound
and made to eat nut, bitch

Poems by Emme Hor

Suck, pig, Suck
 
I fell in big bay windows
so hard that I kneeled in the alley
in love--
big bay windows
where people were eating
couldn't see they were only a meter away
from my eating
and falling deep
into the windows
into the reflection
of self, or my own deconstruction
my own humiliation;
I would do anything for him
--to show him how much
I'll crawl any reflection
into any window
any infinity
him. him. him.
reflected like mirrors in a changing room
when there's bright light
now, dark, night, after wine
and dinner, he bought, I promise
it was dark so I didn't worry
didn't worry, no, in the dark
while sucking on it--
so close to where they
looked out the bay windows
while spooning pasta with a fork--
he was speaking
but what he was saying?
yes? miss? love? marry?




My Last Name: Hor
 
I'm long like a model
with shapely plums
that ripen when touched

I'm long like a model
with smooth porcelain
and hot yellow tea

the one they call
teh tarik in bahasa:
a stretched tea.

I'm long like a model
like stretched tea
but you won't take me

You complain
my teeth are crazy
my thighs too big

it's like mounting a yak
you say,
a yak

I'm long like a model
which means I can take you
all long like a porn star

I'm long like a model
yet you keep calling me
the same thing --

an ugly Hor --
and forcing me down on my knees.



Emme's Blog

02 August 2010

Some nice photos, one entitled "cum-tit"

i love sluts

yum

I will miss you Zygote in my Coffee



I had one of my favorite short stories published by Zygote many moons ago. You can now find that story, "The Platonic Blowjob", in my book The Book or Real and Imaginary Girlfriends.


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the Platonic Blowjob
(courtesy of the recently defunct and then not defunct Zygote in my Coffee)
 
Somebody asked me, "What is a platonic blowjob?"

I have a girl, a slut you may say, that comes down to my trashy apartment and sits back on my couch until I whip it out at which point she opens her mouth and says she'll blow me but won't fuck me because she has a boyfriend. As she's finishing speaking she's already sucking me off. Suddenly, she takes all her clothes off--so she's on her knees buck naked--and I film my cock slapping her face and then call her a whore. Then, to further humiliate her (because I sense she likes this), I get her to say it back to me. She sucks, and, in that garbled, muffled voice she has while it's in her throat, she says (kind of), "I am your whore." It sounds more like, "mphh h mphhh."

At this point I have a choice to continue as is or push the envelop. I push--saying things like "just let me put the p in the b, you slut,"--and soon find I can put my johnson into her valve, start the engine, rev it high, and ride the caboose until I rocket streams of ream which I, after much careful considertion, elect to pop onto her face rather than her smooth belly or firm rack for its sheer showmanship (I am already considering me the viewer when watching the video later).  She complains that I have ruined her makeup. She muses that her boyfriend now may notice. At this point in time, she says she can't cheat on him and won't fuck me. I tell her it's okay and give her a clump of tissues.

Hereat, I answered, "I don't know."

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