Another found classified advert

Hot, 6-pack, built like a rock, like a bull, like raging cock. Looking for slut, to pose, whoring herself out to me and my camera while i spit on her and throatfuck her and remind her of what a useless piece of shit she is. While pay minimum wage for time

Engrishy hits the classified ads

This is a real escort advertisement with messed up English:

about me:

Have you seen unconscious on the bed?

Can I make it?

Some services are also available. 

Anal ten thousand No

You may launch mouth competitors.

i'll Do anything for doing But I'm a little busy 

You'll have to book early. Call me soon.