Thai Girl and Korean K-pop Star Hot Lesbian Action | Thai Girl Takes Cock in Airplane Bathroom | Bisexual Erotica | by Moctezuma Johnson

I just finished one of the hottest scenes that I think I've ever written. It's going to be in Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired -- Episode #4 of the Psychological Hardcore Erotica Thriller - Episode Still Untitled. In this scene a gorgeous Thai girl and a Korean K-pop Superstar cross paths in an airplane bathroom at 40,000 feet. The main characer notices that the bathroom door says "vacant" so he walks in in the hopes that he'll find a desperate girl waiting for his cock but instead seems some girl to girl action that makes him want to jizz in his pants.

Lucky for him, Thai girls are so hospitable that after she squirts, she feels obliged to make him finish, too. Pre-order your copy of Episode #4 so you don't miss out on this incredible final installment to Season One of this tawdry, degenerate series that features

• cum play
• obsessive girlfriends
• billionaire princes
• tentacle sex
• lesbian sex
• MMF
• gangbangs
• MFF
• bukkake
• drug use
• sensory manipulation
• BDSM
• interracial sex
• exotic locations around the world
• submission
• sexual slavery
• and more! 

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Firm Phat Ass with Absolutely NO CELLULITE | Wow! The Perfect Ass

There's no cellulite on this
Phat Ass

I want to rub my just shaved face
all over it

drip my nose down the crack
tongue the rim of her anus

then pull out dick
and stuff that asterisk

till her keyboard
clicks

till her computer freezes
and her pussy squirts

all over the floor
her brain cleaved out and hanging

brains like cellulite
all orange peel dimply

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Psycho-Thriller Literary Porn by Moctezuma Johnson

I love hot, ripped bodies

Having fun looking at photos from a very fit athlete on instagram. Many of you know that I'm a deadlift fanatic and love having a ripped body. I rarely post photos of myself, but I'm actually quite handsome. I prefer photos of gorgeous girls in sexy positions so that's mostly what you'll find here and on my tumblr sites.

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Do you relate to Jynx or is she just a crazy bitch?

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I find her a pathetic whore and make her service me

cunt lips spread open like they were a condom that didn't fit my big dick

like an esophagus burping dick
waiting for me fingering her ass and smelling it
she rides this big silicone monster sticking to her cunt lips
pushing her own head into the toilet
reveling in what a whore bag she had become
leaving the window open
so maybe a neighbor would see
hair pulled she was forced to crawl to the couch
like a desperate bitch
her big tits slapped all 36DD shaking
her face dripping with my man goo

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Morning Booty Call

her hands are on the porcelain

it's 8:30 a.m. and I'm spinning a lit

with passion with booze

with pounding her cunt so hard

she falls forward

i'm holding her hair back

but I let it go

it falls into the bowl

i push her head down

she screams

until her mouth is in the water

her cunt hugs my monster cock like a boxer in a crouch

it's scared to let go

it's scared to find out what a guy

who would shove her face in the toilet water

may be up to next

i knock her forward and force her

down

into the water

she fights back

knocking the seat cover askew

but i'm too strong

she starts to cry

her back heaves, her nipples get hard

i fuck her till my cock head pounds her walls, not letting up

then yank her back

onto her knees

she's sobbing and then I'm in her mouth

face fucking the bitch

who came over at this time

what else does she expect

you're a big fucking whore, i say

and force her head back into the bowl

and cock back up her cunt

i fuck her hard and cum up her

she collapses, even tits, into the bowl

and heaves and sobs.

when she lifts herself up, the water

drips from her hair on the floor.

she crawls into the shower and I turn on the water.

she lays there

and I tell her I have a girlfriend.

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The Nympy & the Epiphany - Episode #3:

I am very pleased to announce that Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Episode #3 is now available FREE. Installment No. 3 of the Series is hardcore literary porn that follows a very dysfunctional yet very hot relationship between Jynx and MJ in which an obsessive girlfriend goes through incredible lengths to impregnate herselfand secure her man. This series has been getting great reviews. Don't miss this brand new installment.  

Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Episode #3
Free 3 September 2014 - 7 September 2014. 

Please Download this Literary Porn Mystery Absolutely Free

(if you read this blog outside those dates
kindly email me and I'll send you a free copy) 

If you like this kind of hardcore psycho-thriller erotica please give it a read. This one is a slower more in-depth emotional chapter of the mad saga between Jynx and MJ and introduces the Eurasian Beauty Tasha.  

Cheers,

Moctezuma

I got Jynx to kiss me passionately in the bedroom overlooking the Andaman Ocean. I moved her hand to my cock and she took the bait and dropped to her knees. I fucked her mouth good, massaging her neck while my cock went into her throat. I lifted her robe so I could see her big, juicy ass. Yum. While my cock was all the way down her throat except for an inch or so of root I told her I loved her. She looked me in the eyes and then I jizzed down her throat. It was one of the best blowjobs I've had in years. 

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Exposing this DD girl's tits and
my new DD website

I'd like to announce the unveiling of my very own website. It was a long time in the making with many failed starts mostly thank to insidious censorship, but here it is.

moctezumajohnson.com

Right now it has mostly only links to my books where you can add them to your cart and download them immediately (some are free and some are $0.69 for a start-up period of a month or two), but I hope that I can post blog posts and links to other important stuff as soon as the site gets some traction. Please visit and leave comments and download books and link back to it so that people know it is there. Right now it is the best kept secret in literary porn. Also, if anyone wants me to show one of their books as an advertisement please let me know.

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About the Subjugation of Earth Women to Alien Dildos

I have penned a dirty piece of literary porn science fiction that will rival Philip K. Dick, Isaac Asimov, and Arthur C Clarke. It follows a big what if that could happen any day now. What if there was a chemical compound that got into the Earth's atmosphere? This could wreak total havoc. This story examines what would happen if each time a man jizzed all over his lover the cum would mutate into something else: into a sentient alien dildo that was there to fuck fuck fuck all the pussy it could and subjugate the entire human race. 

In this fantasy of epic cum proportions, a highly-trained latex-clad five-some take on the dildos physically while a sexy pair of scientists take them on mentally.

See what happens in this once quiet town of Beaver Lick, Arizona -- landing site to the Alien Chemical Cum Warper. 

Review of "Accidents Happen" by Maxwell Spanx

"Accidents Happen" by Maxwell Spanx is good, fast short story. The main character is a bad-ass medical school Maldivian cam-girl with an affliction: she's a total gold digger. Luckily for her, her stock at school is riding high. She says of other South Asians: "Not kidding, after lecture there will be a queue, ten deep, offering me proposals and questions. What are you? Where are you from? Please meet my parents. Will you marry me..? Fuck sake, it’s endless. They’re obsessed with me." From all the offers she gets, she chooses one that stands out: I chose him because his father is a CEO of a large bank in Central Asia." She meets this banker's son who calls himself Trev although his name is Tariq. She finds that he is dumb as a stone but as he is about to come into some money, she falls in love with him and moves into his penthouse. She doesn't give up her other job as a cam-girl and soon finds herself in a really sticky situation.

The writing is very blunt. The female character is fully drawn with a raw voice that is charming and entertaining. The story is quite masculine with a welcome twist for an ending. 

If you like brave erotica that doesn't make excuses for being straight porn then you will like "Accidents Happen" and the writing of Maxwell Spanx, another literary porn writer cut from the same hardcore erotica cloth.

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Accidents Happen is available now at Amazon and Smashwords

Biography as told by Maxwell:
I write vivid erotica. My sordid tales of lust and passion are always gritty, yet I love to retain a sense of humour within my characters. I invite you into my world, but you may only leave when satisfied.  Contact me on Twitter  https://twitter.com/MaxwellSpanx 

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This Image Has Nothing To Do with Misti or Moctezuma or Poetry Dear MJ, you gorgeous man!
Your latest review is fucking awesome! It's made our pussies so wet we just had to put it live on Amazon. We and millions of shoppers on Amazon appreciate the time you took to ejaculate your creamy words about your experience with Misti's kick-ass book. Your reviewing stats Orgasms given: 5,069 Reviewer rank: #1 Would you like to add more ass to your review? You can always lube it up here.		Bullshit Rodeo ~Misti Rainwater-Lites  (6)

There's Absolutely No Bullshit at this Rodeo, July 15, 2014 By MJ This review is from: Bullshit Rodeo (Paperback) I'm twitter friends with this sex-appeal dripping author and this review is done in exchange for a free book.  This book is a must read. I've already suggested it to my wife and friends, telling them they have to read it. I'm a father and have a very restless spirit and a sex addiction and I always found myself trying to justify ways to ditch my family in the beginning in exchange for some hot young piece of tail. As I find myself a few years into family life I've made more piece with it but many of the themes of those desires are still floating around inside of me. Misti built a log flume on all those themes. She sent all my fear, greed, insatiable sexual desire, fight or flight mechanism, disgust with my hometown, and raging hard on for every chick in front of me on the road to the sawmill where it was--bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz--chopped up and turned into sawdust. The book reads like an epic poem. The language is fresh and in your face. It smacks you around a few times and is constantly critical of the main character: Misti herself. What's not to fucking love?

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Midlife Crisis I guess

We were walking on a dark, quite path near the water. It was foggy. Two guys were fishing off the walkway. Then it was all dark and quite. This month I'd lost a friend. His kidneys were bad and then he died of a stroke during dialysis. I was arrested cause ten guys were attacking me and I fought back. Life is unfair. I know that. Just this month it seemed to pile up. It mixed together and it was too much and I had a good cry. She said I needed some air and took me to the beach. I was starting to feel better and then we began making out. She wasn't wearing a bra and we were kissing. When I grabbed her ass I noticed her underwear was kind of pulled by one juicy ass cheek. I wanted to fuck her there but she was worried about the mosquitoes. I asked her to blow me then and she agreed to one suck since I had used a public restroom today. I was clean. I really got turned off and annoyed. The stress level that had been eating me alive had decreased now it was back up. She'd probably say I'm a sex addict it's my fault. But the woman who I can really trust with my sensitive feelings will know. Now she's asleep on the bed with the baby. Any chance of sex is gone. BJ gone. That's life these days. Pretty unsexy. I don't want to cheat though so this is what I'm stuck with. 

Interactive Porn (surely this is the wave of the future with interactive eBooks and such)

Check out this sexy old post about A2M and Emotional Gonzo Porn and vote on ending 1 or 2 which I just added. You choose the ending you like best, or add your own.

Struggling to Get my Cover to Conform to the Smashwords Style Guide, building Coker's YouTube views up, and missing out on many sales but still providing Free Erotica, oh yeah!

The Cover in Question now 1,400 x 2,100+

I know it sounds like sour grapes, and maybe it is, but I think Smashwords cost me a lot of sales by first banning my beautiful cover with the dildo on the front and the guy rappeling down that psychotic silicone behemoth, and second by telling me my new cover wasn't wide enough. That meant that basically the entire first couple of days, when Smashwords hosts your book in the new releases section and it gets a ton of eyes on it, there was nothing for new readers' eyes to look at. No cover. They should either make their requirements clear or give you a second chance to get that book on new releases with an accepted cover. 

Their cover guidelines are crazy as are their TOC guidelines. KDP simply reads your Word TOC. Done. Smashwords, on the other hand, has an entire blog post of 23 paragraphs including one that says this:

Let's say you choose a width of 1,600 pixels.  If you want a 1.33 ratio, multiply 1,600 by 1.33 and you get a height of 2,128 pixels.  If you think that looks too short and squat, try 1.5.  Multiply 1,600 by 1.5 and you get a height of 2,400 pixels.  If you want 1.6, or 1.65, multiply by that.  Don't obsess too much over the ratio, though.  Focus on creating a cover that works best for your book.

The Original Cover
Censored for Nudity

What? Come again?

Their TOC guidelines, section 20 of the Smashwords Style Guide (which needs to be downloaded) tells you use NCX (what's that?) or follow this YouTube video (ch-ching -- watch my YouTube views fly up to the moon!). I feel like I'm following scammy, spammy internet marketing. Whatever, Mark Coker! I loved Smashwords. It was easy, it had a great dashboard, it was fair, but the other companies have caught up and you guys are getting bogged down. Perhaps the intentions are good and you are spread too thin trying to please too many companies, but something is amiss right now. It shouldn't take 3-4 tries to get a cover uploaded. It's making Amazon KDP look sensible! Imagine that! And Smashwords look picky. How things have changed over a year. 

I really hope that Smashwords gets its act together again because when it runs smoothly it really is quite a resource. 

too bad you can't use a gif cover

I review my own book (which is on the verse of getting a real cover)

Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired by Moctezuma Johnson
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This is the first in the Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series. This is episode one. Meet Jynx and Jenny and Moctezuma Johnson. Moctezuma is in Asia sticking his dick in everything that moves (or at least trying his best). Jynx is his curvy sexpot slut girlfriend that he loves to use and abuse. Jenny is is supermodelesque girlfriend who he has suddenly fallen for which has made him give up Jynx. Jynx cannot easily handle this slight. She is madly in love with Moctezuma. She concocts and elaborate plan to get back at Moctezuma and especially to get back at Jenny. The thing that made me write this book is the sexy yet psycho relationship between Jynx and Moctezuma.

Episode 2 starts with the influence of what some call "The Scariest Drug on Earth". The entire series is a love story--a twisted, psychotic love-story. Will Jynx and Moctezuma end up together or will they be yanked apart by the horrible things they do to each other and other people involved.

This series blends erotica, psychological thriller, mystery, love story, BDSM and humiliation play into a deep, layered story.

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Incredible Review of Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

5.0 out of 5 stars More perverted literary genius from Moctezuma Johnson May 21, 2014

By Jaycie D TOP 1000 REVIEWER

Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase

In this raw tale of love, humiliation, and back door loving in Korea, Moctezuma can't keep it in his pants. Our well-endowed hero lives to please, and if that means nailing everything with a pulse then he's ready and willing to make the sacrifice. And the more humiliating the encounter is, the better for the anal obsessed Moctezuma, who is currently gonads deep in a no-holes-barred and rather toxic relationship with a Korean babe named Jynx. Seriously, why couldn't I have been given a cool name like that?

He also busies himself using and abusing another Korean hottie named Jenny, which infuriates Jynx faster than you can say buccace, but with k's instead of c's. The power struggle between the players is intense and filthy. Don't expect any safe word silliness here; no one in this sum coaked sex triangle has any intentions of saying stop, not even with someone pulls out a giant purple butt plug.

Delicate sensitivities beware. This is down and dirty, filthy base sexual desires. But if you're like me and you like your relationships wallowing in the muck and begging for more, then Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired is right up your back alley.

KDP Select Free Kindle Book Days

This is a pretty cool resource for other writers out there to let people know about your free kindle books. Just go on here (http://www.pixelofink.com/sfkb/) and type in your book's info and they will do the rest. I don't use KDP select (who knows, maybe one day I will) because I have my books on Smashwords and iBooks and Kobo and Lulu but if I did use KDP select I would use this resource.

If anyone does use KDP select, please share your experiences in the comments section. Thanks.

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Everything seems to be going wrong

I guess my mother is an enabler. I mean she'd smell me smoking weed as a teenager and say, "smells good!" In those days I though it was part of the facade that she needed everyone to like her, even 15-year-old boys. Now I'm not sure. I just had a huge fight with my girlfriend/wife/baby's mama. We are renting a house and are about to lose our deposit (a heft sum of money saved over years) because the house is going into foreclosure. It's a lot of money and I'm sick over it. For five years I've run a bar and saved money and now I'm about to lose all of it. Whatever. Money is money. It can't rule your life. She was telling me that I need to pay a fee to some guy who is trying to help us get the deposit back bit I'm so sick about losing the deposit I can't even begin to think about paying someone else. I rather smash his skull through a steel pole than pay his asshole fee. Fuck him. And fuck her for suggesting it at 6 am of the day I'm supposed to sell the bar. I remember Jordan Belfort had blue balls the day he was releasing the Steve Madden IPO. Well I had blue balls and was getting nagged about paying while being fucked for all my money. I was being robbed. At least that's how I see it. They were conspiring against me. Government, apartment owner, this helper, the lawyers, the court, and she was my last bastion of strength but she too now was telling me to pay. Everyone seemed to have their hands in my pocket. What the fuck? Who could take this. I raised my voice and told her to concentrate on my money not on paying these assholes. She got upset. Says I was out of control. Says I was going to hit her. I'm a lot of fucked up things--a womanizer, a hallucinogenic lover, a heavy drinker, a gambler, and a bulky, but I was never going to hit her. Bad enough I had yelled at her in front of my son. I wasn't going to compound that by having him watch his daddy bitch smack his mommy. I had to watch that as a kid and it was horrible. Since he was born I've never hit her. He's three. Even before he was born I only swatted her off while she was kicking me or holding a knife to me. I am loud. Loud as thunder in a hillside. I'm scary. But she says I raised my hand to her and I swear I didn't. 

What I'm curious about is why my mother doesn't think my behavior is all that bad, but my wife thinks I'm a sex addict, an alcoholic, a drug addict, and an abuser. Is it just wives want to be victims? Or does she see me clearer. I mean everyone I yell she quickly reminds me that I'm all those things. Well, why can't she help me. Why is it always that I sicken her. 

The question is how far gone am I? I definitely drink. I haven't been fucking other girls now for a while. I did when the baby was first born. A LOT. Now I'm cured. I'm trying not to drink much bi quit smoking. I guess I want somebody to tell me I'm doing a good job. Instead I get, "just go get one of your whores to suck your dick!"

I write back. "I'm sorry I yelled." And I am. Now nothing good can happen and all my hard work to be a good man is for naught. Also I'm still out thousands of dollars. 

Oh Yeah Again (Titties! Titty Squeeze!)

Oh yeah

Oh Yeah!

Thanks for the Interview, Christina

I want to say thanks to Christina Harding for interviewing me about The Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends. Read the interview.

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Christina Harding Erotica Interviews me about The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends

Christina Harding Erotica: The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends by Moct...: Genre: Poetry Amazon Book Description: What goes on behind closed doors? What goes on in the shadows of alley ways? This book of...

Triangulum Stain: Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos

This is the cover, which was censored, to Triangulum Stain. 

The government is on the scene. MIBs have been dispatched. Freak Force Five is on its way in a supersonic jet. Why? There is an agent in the air from a capsule returning from space. It is an extraterrestrial agent that gets into men’s liquid. That's right. When a man ejaculates he creates a monster. Today, in Beaver Lick, Arizona, when a man finishes, he falls into a deep sleep and the liquid stain turns into an living, moving silicone-made sentient Alien Dildo that preys on young women so they can asexually reproduce. 

Triangulum Stain is a campy story about how a team of scientists created to stop outbreaks, a few civilians wrong place wrong time, and some super-trained female Women in Black, each with a peculiar and amazing skill, try to take on this weird Alien Agent. These Alien Dildos want to takeover Earth. Will the human race survive or will we all be sexed to death? Finding out is a fun thrill-ride. 

The story is Michael Crichton meets Mika Tan. It is the new one from Moctezuma Johnson.

5-star review (currently one of nine like this)

I did not have high expectations when I purchased the Kindle version of the The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends. The cover certainly did nothing to change that perception. My interest was piqued because I have never read a collection of erotic poems yet, even though I am very well read on erotic fiction. I was in the mood for something different.

Well, my expectations were met. Some of the poems were downright dirty. There are some XXX scenes that are too blunt I can actually vividly picture them in my head. Up till now, I am unsure if I have totally erased those images from my mind.

However, I cannot help but notice that the poems are still well-rooted in a literary tradition. Somehow, even though the sex scenes were depicted colorfully, you can sense a touch of class and sensitivity. The sex scenes are so replete of emotions, such as loss and longing that as a reader, I cannot help but feel carried away.

I certainly did not expect the book to touch on my emotional side. I could have never imagined erotic poems would feel so deep and real, let alone to captivate my mental and emotional senses. However, some of the poems in this little collection certainly did. The ones where Amy was mentioned were particularly touching that it leaves me wondering if Amy is a real girlfriend of the writer.

So will I venture and purchase another collection of erotic poems by this writer? Even if some of the poems were too direct, blunt, and vulgar for my taste, certainly.

--Frank Polinsky

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Skullfucking, a thing of the past?

You can expect to hear it how it is from me. You know that.

She was angry because I was gathering all our money like a squirrel with nuts to pay off her steep credit card charges. She wanted to get her nails done before a trip to Thailand. I said no. She tried to do her own nails yesterday for hours. They chipped. She was mad. When I woke up today she lectured me in my error: I should have let her do her nails. I said I think no polish is better for the beach. Anyway, I was sick of talking about nails. She exploded. She banged her coffee mug on the table. She cleaned up the baby's tracks by slamming them into a box. I held out 90,000₩ in cash. "Here, take it. Go get them done."

"Fuck you," she said. Then she was pushing me. I sat down on the couch. She tried to choke me.

All over nails. 

She retreated to the bedroom. I stayed with my son under the covers on the couch. "You can take your fingers out of your ears now. It's over. I'm not mad." 

He pointed at himself, "I'm not mad too!"

In the old days I would have stormed in there, ordered her to kneel, and skullfucked her brutally. That was our unspoken punishment for her berating me. Now I'd have to wait. Instead, I did the dishes and prepared the cat's food. 

How life has changed. Without the skullfucking I'm not getting anything out of this relationship.

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