I need your help for a quick moment: what should my new book title be?

Which is a better title for my sci-fi/erotica book?

Triangulum Stain

Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos

Beaver Lick Country

The Story of the Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos

Attack of the Alien Dildos

Triangulum Stain: Attack of the Alien Dildos

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