The Muffin Top

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i was pissed at her
so i grabbed
her muffin top
and used it
to pull her toward
me
and fuck her
hard and rough
till my cock had
blasted her organs
raw

maybe that's another reason
she cut her wrist a few weeks later

Complaining about Women

okay, i'm a delusional fucked up bastard and i know it but i think these fucking girls get together and decide, for example, okay today is threat day and then one is saying this time she's really going to do it, she's seriously going to kill herself, not just put a bloodbath on the wall, and the other one is saying i better hope that it's not something serious wrong with her uterus because i yelled at her for dropping the baby.

One is really not wife material yet I have a baby with her. She's got her priorities backwards. She never wants to serve me -- not by cooking or cleaning up, not by taking the pressure off me on the weekend with the baby, not by being sexually available to me.

Cum Lotion

Bukkake Cumshot Lotion

what a cute little face

Cause of her Ear Infection

my thighs wrapped around her head

i face fucked her till her earrings

cut into below her ear lobes

and she was dizzy

i jizzed in her mouth and made her lick me clean

a Transient Magnum Opus

one thing is that
i fucked her from behind
really vibing off of her ass
that asshole winking at me

i held her fat ass chunks
used them as anchors
as slap pesos
as rag pistols
as fat layers of cup cake pudding

then i heard the baby's footsteps--
we had stirred him!--
and hurried up and jizzed on her anus

didn't have time to snap photos
of my opus or they'd be here

Selfish Penis

my penis

rarely cooperates

it gets hard at dinner

& right before Jynx has to go to work