Ai told me she wanted to show me her pussy
shaved, wet and hot
she lowered her blouse
and i realized her tiny frame
held some surprisingly significant-sized
little chinese titties
i wanted her so badly
and she was grabbing and squeezing me
but she was my friend's girl
and there was no way i would fuck her
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29 December 2011
28 December 2011
27 December 2011
Fat Chicks Rule
i need a fat, big-tittied girl
to tit-fuck and ride
i saw one in the supermarket
all nylons
thunder thighs
and big tits
and wanted to rub it
against her
while she bagged
her groceries
Book out from Emme Hor
the most bad-ass girl of erotica is releasing her first book of porno-literary smut. it is a paradigm shifting curve-jumping revolutionary work. well, no it's not. it is a very direct, sexy account of the life of Malaysian female with kick-ass attitude and more testosterone than the average female.
i will update the blog and my google+ page with links and info surrounding this book.
i will update the blog and my google+ page with links and info surrounding this book.
25 December 2011
24 December 2011
A XXXmas Carol
the fireside is blazing bright
it's all quite through the house
the cookies are out and sweet
as the cock goes in she's louder than a mouse
like a horse she winnies
like a pig she oinks
as i pound that ass
i crack her joints
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21 December 2011
Men V. Women
Do you wanna be around this?
you didn't even say
anything -- arghhhhhhhhhhh
is
it cold out?
Jynx: thought it would be enough
for one more round. it's not?
ok. sorry. i should have
said it's low. but there's nothing i could do last night or this morning.
MJ: not
at all!
Jynx: ok. stop yelling
MJ: you
could have told me!
i'm not yelling
i'll feed him with a
spoon, no big deal
Jynx: i honestly forgot to tell
you.
don't think i'm
intentionally messing up
it's freezing out.
MJ: is
it? so i won't take him out?
Jynx: you can use the garage and
go to emart
i feel like somebody
should have told me yesterday though
MJ: huh?
Jynx: and i really had no choice
but to only tell you it's low. and i forgot to tell you.
so please would you stop
criticizing me and make this whole thing my fault?
i'm just saying
who do you want me to talk
to?
Jynx: not talk to
MJ: i
should have noticed and told you
Jynx: recently all you tell me is
negative
will you please balance it
out with some more positive comments?
MJ: ok
Jynx: i don't know what's wrong
with me but i'm being quite forgetful.
MJ: it's
okay, you have big tits
Jynx: did you see the presents
wrapped under the tree and your shoes done with the shoelaces?
MJ: i
have always wanted a forgetful girl with a big ass and tits
yes, i saw the presents
(except one)
and the shoes
thanks you
Jynx: so that you can yell at me
and treat me like a dumb slut? asshole
Sent at
10:55 AM on Thursday
Jynx: i'm feeling lonely and hurt
because of you. i don't need this. do you wanna be around this?
goodbye. take care.
goodbye. take care.
20 December 2011
girls always look hot
girls with biting lip always look hot
girls with titties half-out always look hot
girls with glasses always look hot
girls with ties always look hot
girls in schoolgirl skirts always look hot
hot girls always look hot
girls with titties half-out always look hot
girls with glasses always look hot
girls with ties always look hot
girls in schoolgirl skirts always look hot
hot girls always look hot
19 December 2011
Delusional Remix
i know it but i think these fucking girls, well,
okay, i'm a delusional fuck up
i want to take you to the park
seriously till something is wrong
with her uterus because
i yelled at one slut for dropping the baby.
yes, you kneel, suck it, eat the cum, and then get up,
brush yourself off and walk away
serious? she's seriously going to kill herself,
not just put a bloodbath on the wall,
of course
without saying anything?
decide, for example, okay today is threat day
and then one is saying this time she's really going to do it,
she's seriously going to
that it's not something
10 minutes? bastard and murder herself,
not just put a bloodbath on the wall,
and the other one is saying i better cum soon
cause her ass hurts and it's cold outside
okay, i'm a delusional fuck up
i want to take you to the park
seriously till something is wrong
with her uterus because
i yelled at one slut for dropping the baby.
yes, you kneel, suck it, eat the cum, and then get up,
brush yourself off and walk away
serious? she's seriously going to kill herself,
not just put a bloodbath on the wall,
of course
without saying anything?
decide, for example, okay today is threat day
and then one is saying this time she's really going to do it,
she's seriously going to
that it's not something
10 minutes? bastard and murder herself,
not just put a bloodbath on the wall,
and the other one is saying i better cum soon
cause her ass hurts and it's cold outside
18 December 2011
17 December 2011
Asshole
Jiwon, that sky-high giraffe
Jiwon, that big-assed teacher
in glasses and dresses
Jiwon, the coffee guzzler
Jiwon, the big-assed hustler
got scared that i get too much pussy
on all fours on the couch
in the glorious apartment
she was house-sitting
with windows looking out
over Itaewon, Seoul
a crisp, snowy day
a smooth, suave ass
spread open: slit and asshole
problematic to convince her
to give up the asshole
that towering beast
waiting doggy-style
for my mythical penis
afraid I may give her a disease
Jiwon, that big-assed teacher
in glasses and dresses
Jiwon, the coffee guzzler
Jiwon, the big-assed hustler
got scared that i get too much pussy
on all fours on the couch
in the glorious apartment
she was house-sitting
with windows looking out
over Itaewon, Seoul
a crisp, snowy day
a smooth, suave ass
spread open: slit and asshole
problematic to convince her
to give up the asshole
that towering beast
waiting doggy-style
for my mythical penis
afraid I may give her a disease
16 December 2011
15 December 2011
you are the jizz
you are the asshole
you are the jizz
sitting on that asshole
all creamy and white
just milked out of
my massive moctezuma
you are the jizz
sitting on that asshole
all creamy and white
just milked out of
my massive moctezuma
Getting Off
i really expected the thai princess
to be better looking
somebody put a little girl
in a garbage compactor
bangkok is nearly underwater
from flooding
a girl was asleep in the back of a taxi
after arriving the driver called the cops.
they shook her
she looked like she was dead
to be better looking
somebody put a little girl
in a garbage compactor
bangkok is nearly underwater
from flooding
a girl was asleep in the back of a taxi
after arriving the driver called the cops.
they shook her
she looked like she was dead
Bimbo Honor
Photo Archive |
double FF tits
never pays for a thing,
a triple A credit rating
from Davao to Madagascar
even on the island of Java
they kneel to this Queen bitch
carve statues in her esteemed
bimbo honor
14 December 2011
12 December 2011
Sucking on Big Titties
08 December 2011
07 December 2011
03 December 2011
slapping the bitches
i kept slapping her
she sucked
i slapped
she gave up
she left
i kept slapping her
the next one
i slapped
she finished
like a champ
i barely remember
i was so drunk
but when i wake up
i find a new number
on my phone
that says
FaceFuck Cunt
she sucked
i slapped
she gave up
she left
i kept slapping her
the next one
i slapped
she finished
like a champ
i barely remember
i was so drunk
but when i wake up
i find a new number
on my phone
that says
FaceFuck Cunt
01 December 2011
Rim Job
lay there
and wait for me
to sit on your face
lick my asshole
you drunk fucking slut
cause you are the whore
and i am the whore Master
and there's nothing you can do
to ever make that relationship change
and wait for me
to sit on your face
lick my asshole
you drunk fucking slut
cause you are the whore
and i am the whore Master
and there's nothing you can do
to ever make that relationship change
29 November 2011
If only this truck could talk
From Yuko Asumo |
28 November 2011
Wait, Whore
that's how i want her
waiting
for me when i get back
from banging some other chick
there ass up in the air
big fat thighs
tits hanging
arms over the couch
with her clear heels
the only thing on
waiting
for me when i get back
from banging some other chick
there ass up in the air
big fat thighs
tits hanging
arms over the couch
with her clear heels
the only thing on
27 November 2011
Good Ol' Obeying Korean
i held that Kimchi
cunt down
against the wall
her purse slung
around her shoulder
behind us a mess
of old computers
with dust on them
the open door
to the roof
i speared her throat
impaled her
SLUT was written
across her slut-forehead
covering her slanty
Korean eyes
as she died over
and over
as my big thick tool
destroyed her useless
esophagus
till i coated it with cream
cunt down
against the wall
her purse slung
around her shoulder
behind us a mess
of old computers
with dust on them
the open door
to the roof
i speared her throat
impaled her
SLUT was written
across her slut-forehead
covering her slanty
Korean eyes
as she died over
and over
as my big thick tool
destroyed her useless
esophagus
till i coated it with cream
24 November 2011
17 November 2011
16 November 2011
Moored
bombard, assail
and liberate
her ass from the pants
shackle, restrict
and bind
her to the pole
as liberated as attached
as free as affixed
as anchored as cast to sea
irrelevant
i go out and do my chores
forgetting she's even there
and liberate
her ass from the pants
shackle, restrict
and bind
her to the pole
as liberated as attached
as free as affixed
as anchored as cast to sea
irrelevant
i go out and do my chores
forgetting she's even there
11 November 2011
07 November 2011
Doing the Cute girl Dirty
she like chicken breast
like baguettes
like Popsicle
she like whore
she like slut
she like pig
she never made the jump
from innocent girl
to whore
just started where she was
and is still there
so i do her dirty
and fuck that ass hard and deep
then shove my dirty cock in her clean mouth
like baguettes
like Popsicle
she like whore
she like slut
she like pig
she never made the jump
from innocent girl
to whore
just started where she was
and is still there
so i do her dirty
and fuck that ass hard and deep
then shove my dirty cock in her clean mouth
Ways to Humiliate a Slut | Not exactly a how-to article | but not exactly not one either
30 October 2011
Korean bitches
i hate how these Korean actresses
have fake birthmarks on their noses
like clones
i hate that Cassia's friends came
to the hospital to see her cut wrists
out of obligation
they never told her they wanted to leave
but sent me messages
saying they wanted to leave soon
the ego is too big
but the ego of suicide is too big
i hate that their nipples aren't demure
and that their pussies aren't shaved
28 October 2011
There you have ass
in front of polka dots
in pink and purple
there you have ass
to stretch open
and claim
yours, an ass
an asshole
a rectum
to destroy
25 October 2011
Artist Needed for Book Cover
Oh, wow! I wish that was the title and cover of my first book. I absolutely love it. This is the cheesy, green, 50s style that i rock all day everyday baby in my writing. Any artists out there want to draw me a book cover equally cheesy and incredible? I love the kitchiness. Let's do this!
24 October 2011
Young Virgin Auto Sodomized by her Own Chastity
23 October 2011
Luciana
Check out sexy Luciana here.
I once knew a Lucy
who was my ex-wife's cousin
a slender Mexican chick
with big titties
who used to rock me
on my hammock
while looking out over
the Pacific
before going out
to drink and shoot
fireworks
then there was curvy Lucy
the Korean woman
with the tight pussy
though married for years
who used to rub my balls
while impaling herself
violently on me
I once knew a Lucy
who was my ex-wife's cousin
a slender Mexican chick
with big titties
who used to rock me
on my hammock
while looking out over
the Pacific
before going out
to drink and shoot
fireworks
then there was curvy Lucy
the Korean woman
with the tight pussy
though married for years
who used to rub my balls
while impaling herself
violently on me