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18 November 2010

Engrishy hits the classified ads

This is a real escort advertisement with messed up English:


about me:

Have you seen unconscious on the bed?
Can I make it?
Some services are also available. 
Anal ten thousand No
You may launch mouth competitors.
i'll Do anything for doing But I'm a little busy 
You'll have to book early. Call me soon.

5 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 16, 2010 at 10:29 PM

    anal ten thousand no! ha ha

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    1. bonzai_dizonApril 7, 2012 at 2:12 AM

      This shit is really funny. Learn the universal language and get lots of client. But ten thousand ,no.$10,YES!haha

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  2. trash-bagNovember 21, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    i thought my english was a jacked a bit but this is horrible.

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  3. bonzai_dizonJanuary 20, 2012 at 4:01 AM

    Maybe she used google translate and it translated it word by word.She don't need to talk to the dude while fucking anyway.haha

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  4. Toxic CumdumpJanuary 20, 2012 at 7:29 PM

    good or bad English, for as long as she is slutty and gives the best sexual service, thats all that matters to horny, hormone-raging big dicked guys.

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