30 March 2008

More Moctezuma!

Come to see moctezuma! Awesome new developments!
Doesn't it get boring have sex with the same person over and over? I just want to have some fun. I prefer to write this blog but my girlfriend comes in and wants sex. Now I have to stop what i'm doing and make love to her. Well, gotta go!

25 March 2008

Who is beneath the blindfold?


Is this a photo of Emme Hor? She says it is not.

Emme

Things are going pretty well now. Emme Hor published some new work on cerebral catalyst. She's the sexiest writer out. So check her out.

21 March 2008

Urban Dictionary Posts


Check out some definitions at the Urban Dictionary--one of my favorite resources. Also, add your own. This a great slang wiki.



19 March 2008


New story, slightly fictionalized, but more of a memoir, is coming out at ninjahobo.com -- a great site.

This one is about answering the telephone and talking to my new slut's husband. Picture this.

16 March 2008

Hey you! Yes you, you pussy!

13 March 2008

I'm Quiet in Bed

New poem up at Cerebral Catalyst. Click here. Also, check out litchaos.com after where a bunch of us have made a collaborative project. It should come out by 15 March 2008.

The Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends

The Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends
Click the back cover to buy now!!